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Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

“Men can handle anything”

“Women exaggerate everything”

And then they realized just how wrong they were.

(Source: vimeo.com, via kgboss)

laughbitches:

progressthelovelyway:

sassyfandom:

myshipshavecannons:

theluckycloud:

distraction:

this is the arrow of destiny. reblog this and see what comes up next. this person/saying/thing will have something to do with your future

omfg i got a couple in bed god bless life

last time I reblogged this i got cereal so I can’t wait to see what I get this time

i got karen gillan im very happy with that

I GOT BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH

I got skinny tanned legs… Hope that turns out well for me!

I got an old man with a tattoo of justin beiber

truebluemeandyou:

marissamayr:

I’m delighted to announce that we’ve reached an agreement to acquire Tumblr!
We promise not to screw it up. Tumblr is incredibly special and has a great thing going. We will operate Tumblr independently. David Karp will remain CEO. The product roadmap, their team, their wit and irreverence will all remain the same as will their mission to empower creators to make their best work and get it in front of the audience they deserve. Yahoo! will help Tumblr get even better, faster.
Tumblr has built an amazing place to follow the world’s creators. From art to architecture, fashion to food, Tumblr hosts 105 million different blogs. With more than 300 million monthly unique visitors and 120,000 signups every day, Tumblr is one of thefastest-growing media networks in the world. Tumblr sees 900 posts per second (!) and 24 billion minutes spent onsite each month. On mobile, more than half of Tumblr’s users are using the mobile app, and those users do an average of 7 sessions per day. Tumblr’s tremendous popularity and engagement among creators, curators and audiences of all ages brings a significant new community of users to the Yahoo! network. The combination of Tumblr+Yahoo! could grow Yahoo!’s audience by 50% to more than a billion monthly visitors, and could grow traffic by approximately 20%.
In terms of working together, Tumblr can deploy Yahoo!’s personalization technology and search infrastructure to help its users discover creators, bloggers, and content they’ll love. In turn, Tumblr brings 50 billion blog posts (and 75 million more arriving each day) to Yahoo!’s media network and search experiences. The two companies will also work together to create advertising opportunities that are seamless and enhance user experience.
As I’ve said before, companies are all about people. Getting to know the Tumblr team has been really amazing. I’ve long held the view that in all things art and design, you can feel the spirit and demeanor of those who create them. That’s why it was no surprise to me that David Karp is one of the nicest, most empathetic people I’ve ever met. He’s also one of the most perceptive, capable entrepreneurs I’ve worked with. His respect for Tumblr’s community of creators is awesome, and I’m absolutely delighted to have him and his entire team join Yahoo!.
Both Tumblr and Yahoo! share a vision to make the Internet the ultimate creative canvas by focusing on users, design — and building experiences that delight and inspire the world every day.
http://yahoo.tumblr.com/

truebluemeandyou: A transaction of reportedly $1.1 billion dollars. Dear Marissa, please get rid of the porn videos, hate and spam blogs. Also please make it possible to archive LIKES. EDIT: And doesn’t anyone read the Tumblr Guidelines? What you want to stay on Tumblr isn’t allowed on Tumblr…. supposedly http://www.tumblr.com/policy/en/community

lulufrost:

Honey, please put the car down. Let’s talk about this.
source: ifuckingwishh.tumblr.com

positivelypersistentteach:

h/t Reddit
Game of Loans - College Graduation

Lol ..

asdfghjkllove:

How to love a woman.
“You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She’s not perfect - you aren’t either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break - her heart. So don’t hurt her, don’t change her, don’t analyze and don’t expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she’s not there. -Bob Marley

Grilled Cheese with Gouda, Roasted Mushrooms and Onions (x)

heelchorus:

» Versace (by Donatella Versace) Pointy toe platform Gladiator sandals with stiletto heels, S/S 2013 Collection. [Image: Nobody Knows Marc]

lulufrost:

BAUBLE OF THE DAY
When being waist-full is a good thing…

awkward-hapkas:

Artist: Fred Frost

awkward-p-i:

The ceremonial practice of blowing the conch shell dates back to the ancient past and continues in many present-day traditions. Here as well as throughout the islands of the Pacific, sacred protocols surround the blowing of the shell and define when, where, for what purpose, how many times and in which directions the shell can be blown. When done properly, the blowing of the conch produces a sound that can carry for miles across land and sea.